I’m going to have to write a sequel to the “5 Times Diego Sans Made Us Jizz” post. Diego Sans is a spy and Jake Ashford is his bound and gagged prey. Jake better talk or else. “Or else” in this case means getting Diego’s […]
Category: Perfect Penis Club
Ryan Rose Gives Rod Peterson A New Kind Of Bicycle Seat To Sit On
Ryan Rose. Ryan FUCKING Rose. Ryan Rose might be from Krypton. That’s if Krypton was a planet that exploded sending a porn god rocketing to Earth to be adopted by a kindly porn studio. I’m not sure his body is real. I always feels sorry […]
Manhunt Teamed Up With Men of Montreal To Sponsor A Best Dick Contest And You Get 50% Off!
Dicks are big and your getting hot Frenchmen for half off! Manhunt and our ruggedly handsome neighbors to the north, Men of Montreal, are heavily involved in the community. Collectively, we strive to alert you to the best and biggest dicks in your area whenever […]
Perfect Penis Club: Carlos Leão
This is a tough one to beat. What can I even say about this cock? Carlos Leão, bro. WTF. This thing makes my mouth water regardless of what it’s doing. Even when it’s just hanging there soft like it is in that header. I […]
Perfect Penis Club: Bel Ami’s Jeroen Mondrian
Which I keep mentally pronouncing as “Ger-ow-an.” Maybe that’s correct, though. Who knows. I don’t think Gerowan speaks, which is just how I like my Bel Ami boys. I don’t often have excuses to talk about Bel Ami here because unless they’re doing more […]
Late Run/Perfect Penis Club: This Guy
This nameless uncut Austrian will make your night and fog up his mirror. I love finding rando videos like this on tumblr or wherever (even better when people send them to me and I get put them ON tumblr!) and watching some guy with […]
Rafael Alencar’s Dick is Terrifying
And I can’t stop thinking about it. I watch a ton of these preview clips every week and there is definitely an art to cutting a trailer like this so that you keep the best stuff out, but still make people want to watch it […]
Nightcap: The Perfect Penis Club
Apropos of nothing, a big black cock cumming all over, just for you: Aesthetic as fuck. -tyler